Dancer, and a cuddler?

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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(via sniffing)

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323793
Posted
3 minutes ago

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via humorking)

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639958
Posted
1 hour ago

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via trust)

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497690
Posted
2 hours ago

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via trust)

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41577
Posted
4 hours ago

xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

(via humorking)

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124057
Posted
7 hours ago

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via trust)

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245224
Posted
8 hours ago

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

(via sniffing)

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116032
Posted
11 hours ago

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics, via automatically)

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73280
Posted
12 hours ago

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via trust)

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461686
Posted
15 hours ago

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

(Source: femper, via automatically)

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87779
Posted
16 hours ago

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via humorking)

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591725
Posted
18 hours ago

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via sniffing)

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707781
Posted
19 hours ago

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via trust)

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208400
Posted
21 hours ago
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Beautifully Imperfect.
Dancer, and a cuddler?

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

image

image

(via sniffing)

Notes
323793
Posted
3 minutes ago

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via humorking)

Notes
639958
Posted
1 hour ago

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via trust)

Notes
497690
Posted
2 hours ago

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via trust)

Notes
41577
Posted
4 hours ago

xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

(via humorking)

Notes
124057
Posted
7 hours ago

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via trust)

Notes
245224
Posted
8 hours ago

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

(via sniffing)

Notes
116032
Posted
11 hours ago

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics, via automatically)

Notes
73280
Posted
12 hours ago

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via trust)

Notes
461686
Posted
15 hours ago

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

(Source: femper, via automatically)

Notes
87779
Posted
16 hours ago

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via humorking)

Notes
591725
Posted
18 hours ago

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via sniffing)

Notes
707781
Posted
19 hours ago

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via trust)

Notes
208400
Posted
21 hours ago
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