Dancer, and a cuddler?

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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42 minutes ago
grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

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Posted
7 hours ago

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via troyesivan)

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Posted
10 hours ago

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via trust)

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Posted
13 hours ago

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via sniffing)

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Posted
13 hours ago

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via yew-nork)

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81316
Posted
13 hours ago

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via yew-nork)

w is not a vowel
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Posted
13 hours ago
imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

(Source: cockbarf, via troyesivan)

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Posted
16 hours ago
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Dancer, and a cuddler?

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via automatically)

Notes
332366
Posted
42 minutes ago
grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

(via troyesivan)

Notes
164636
Posted
7 hours ago

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via troyesivan)

Notes
312592
Posted
10 hours ago

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via trust)

Notes
139767
Posted
13 hours ago

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via sniffing)

Notes
1070367
Posted
13 hours ago

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via yew-nork)

Notes
81316
Posted
13 hours ago

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via yew-nork)

w is not a vowel
Notes
70887
Posted
13 hours ago
imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

(Source: cockbarf, via troyesivan)

Notes
116717
Posted
16 hours ago
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